Last night I had a curry
Pete said it would be fine
But it made my stomach grumble
And it made my poor head shine!

Last night I had a curry
It was very, very hot.
It travelled down my pipe work
And hit that vital spot.

Last night I had a curry
And water was on hand
To cool the flaming feeling
That no-one could understand.

Last night I had a curry
It made me very sore,
I don’t think I’ll be eating
Any curry any more!