I am so Magnanimous
I am such a good person
It is surely true
That when I die
I will go to heaven
With Jesus and all the Angels
And Betty Grable and,

Because I am
Such a perfect specimen of humanity
That even the dogs and
Whores of Babylon love me
And because I love myself
So very very much
I shall dance at heavens gate
With Betty Grable as the
Angels gaze in shock and awe
At our delightful salsa.