Windows XP or 98
2000 or 07
They put me in an awful state
So far removed from heaven

That awful noise that lets you know
That windows cannot cope
It tells you that it will shut down
You really feel a dope

However hard you try to coax
It doesn’t want to know
You answer all the noisy prompts
And still it will not go

Is it something that I did
When I installed the driver
It makes you feel like giving up
I’d sell it for a fiver

At last I have good news to tell
My life is back on track
I gave the bloody thing away
And bought myself a Mac!