I wish I owned a pie shop, I’d fill it full of meat
Big pies, small pies, pies you’d think were neat
Chicken, ham and mushroom, beef and peas in stew
Golden crisp and savoury, pies for me and you
Lots of sticky gravy, great dollops of mash
Mixing in the chunks with salt a little dash
I’d eat there all day and gain 100 pounds
Eating pies is lovely, to make your belly round
I wish I owned a pie shop with lots of tasty meat
I wish I owned a pie shop, a great place to eat