I have a solution
To problems in the Euro zone,
Specifically in Greece.
As he is a member
Of the Greek royal family,
Prince Philip could become their king.
Then Greece could be a colony
Of the United Kingdom.
Our chancellor, George Osborne,
Could then sort out the mess.
He’d commandeer their olive groves
And we would go to Greece in droves,
Each year, upon our holidays
Which they would let us have for free.
And that’s how we would let
The Greeks pay off their debt.