Einstein is discredited,
It seems he wasn’t right.
They’ve proved that we can travel
Faster than the speed of light.
Can we go to the future?
Can we go to the past?
All I know is when we go
It will be bloody fast.
Our scientific theories
Are thrown into disarray.
Some clever sod will prove a god
Made humans in a day;
Or that we originally
Came from outer space;
Got our bodies from the monkeys,
From the Martians, got our face.
Looking for the answers
Can drive us to despair.
That’s why I don’t bother,
Because I don’t really care!