Today I had a hundred quid
And wondered what to buy
It’s just before Christmas time
All the stores are piled high

There are things all “techy”
And things of great beauty too
In fact so many lovely things
I just didn’t know what to do

I went then on the internet
and had a wondrous shock
Someone had sent a message
Saying it’s now “back in stock”

Now all my blues are gone
As anyone here can see
The cause of my real deep joy
Two yellow crates of real Herfy

Oh I love Christmas