Shakespeare had a way with words
But didn’t know his Dick the Thirds,
And though he’d travel outside Stratford
He had not seen much past Catford.
What history he knew was bitty,
So they wrote Shakespeare by Committee;
Men who knew of foreign shores,
Of Danes, Italians, Romans, Moors;
Penned by those who knew the facts
And Shakespeare put them into Acts.
Well, at least this is my theory;
Maybe you know better deary!