I’m just and ordinary Pumpkin
That people like to buy
And then they peel and scrape me
And put me in a pie
But at this time of year it’s different
As biggest ones are saught
I’m lying on the back of the stall
Cos I shudder at the thought
Of someone carving me about
And glowering over the task
To eventually turn me into
One horrific mask
To celebrate Hallowe’en and frighten
I think it’s so unkind
Especially when they finish
And place the big candle up my behind lol