This is a no fly zone,
It’s called the Ladies toilet.
You can only come in here
If you wear a skirt.
Anyone with flies
Must go to the Gents.
I am the attendant,
Soon to be redundant.
The Council has to make its cuts.
It’s a major exercise,
Toilets must be circumcised.
For there’s a new no fly zone.
It is over Tripoli
Where the British have to be;
Famous for the Desert Rat
And closing toilets pays for that.