I-Pad, I-Pod, MP3
All sounds double-Dutch to me
Asus,Sony,Fujitsu
Everything’s so flipping new
Apple, H.P.,Acer too
Does it all make sense to you?
Windows, Linux, O.S.X.
Makes you wonder what comes next
Inputs, outputs, U.S.B.
(They tell me now it’s up to three)
Hard drives, C.D., D.V.D.
You can even watch T.V.
Safari, Yahoo, Google Chrome
I’m confused– I’m leaving home!

(Just heard from the “geek” next door
U.S.B.’S gone up to four…)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!