Oink oink pink pig
I think you’ve given me the flu
I’m full of aches and pains
Coughs and sneezes too

Bugs are flying everywhere
When people round me sneeze
Have they not read the posters?
‘Catch it, bin it, kill it’ please

The doctor will not see me
He’s diagnosed me on the phone
Confirmed that I’ve got swine flu
And told me to go home

I’ve got to isolate my stuff
So no one get’s my bug
I’m feeling very low
And I really need a hug

Now I’ve got a ‘Flu Friend’
Who has to get my Tami flu
So here I am laid up in bed
Just because I’ve got swine flu