‘ Rudolf ‘ was a female
Of this I have no doubt
‘cause early in the winter
‘ Male ‘ Antlers they fall out
Females keep their Antlers
Till early in the spring
So ‘ Rudolf ‘ helping Santa
Is not a ‘ Man-Type ‘ thing
Unless he was a ‘ Eunuch ‘
Playing with ‘ Snowballs ‘
Barking with a high-pitched voice
Decking all those halls
‘cause ’ eunuchs ‘ keep their Antlers
Through-out the winter break
They only lose the other bits
That Santa sometimes takes
So if you see ‘ Old Santa ‘
With Rudolf on his sleigh
Just call her ‘ Mrs Rudolf ‘
And wave her on her way
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