A certain soldier ( who is not a million miles from this keyboard ), stationed in Germany in 1974, was trying to wind up his Troop Sergeant, Johnny Luck.
” What would you do if I called you a ‘ Tosser ‘ ? ”

Sergeant Luck was shocked. ” I’d throw you in the guardhouse ! ”

” What would you do if I only thought you were a ‘ Tosser ‘ ? ”

Sergeant Luck laughed, ” Well, I can’t put you in nick for what you’re thinking ”

Quick as a flash, the certain soldier shot back:
” Ok, I think you’re a ‘ Tosser ‘ ”

At least the cell was clean, and I was allowed visitors !!!