A cheeky Grin from this gentle man
A secret cigarette if he can
A Good trip out in the car
A secretly eaten chocolate bar

A hearty laugh at film in black and white
A cosy evening in on a Saturday night
A shout out loud in the middle of a play
Getting involved it is his way

A General knowledge pub type quiz
At this he’s good and quite a whiz
Found out for some misdemeanour or prank
Saying unkind words just like a crank

All these things seem quite unfair
To those around him who so much care
Funny jokes a big Smile when parting
Watch it folks you’ve just met Martin