Hagar the Horrible RRRRRODDDE into town!

Kicking his dinosaur, he wore a frown.

‘said, ‘There’s a cowboy looking for me.

He’s from Grimsby – and he’s ugly’!!!

Now the Grimsby Cowboy was not to be done.

He said, ‘Listen Hagar, go for your gun’.

But Hagar the Horrible said, ‘Listen son,

I’m a sergeant, so shadaap you bum’!!

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