“Step Inside Love (and stay)”

From hat-check girl in cloakroom guise, twud rise To heights of fame beyond her wildest dreams From humble roots (tho came as no surprise) To all who chanced across her path, it seems From heady days in ‘Cavern Club’ didst soar To reach the very pinnacle of ‘Charts’...

“La Bella Luna”

When once thou held the gaze of Bards gone by Such influence encouraged thoughtful prose Sweet words poured forth (twud light up evening sky) In overtures to love they did compose Whilst imperfections showed on cratered face Twas lyrical they waxed about such scars...

“It Matters Not”

A force betwixt exists (tho lies unseen) Where neither energy nor light exude Yet still remains unknown, (has always been) Twud seem an inescapable conclude Tis elemental how it was composed Non-baryonic form to fill the void? At least that’s what our boffins hath...

PLUTOcratic Oath

Walt Disney swears he was not GOOFYng off In giving Mickey Mouse a mongrel pet No words couldst spout and bark resembled cough Compared to talking hound ‘when paired duet’ Downgraded hath become (as twas namesake) A ‘Toon Town’ silent part; without refrain When...

An Gleann Mòr (The Great Glen)

O’er Lochs assailed each side by mighty Bens I’ve journeyed on through rift forged long ago Now ages past; hath form’d imposing Glens To map my course through centuries of floe In carving out such beauty to behold Both glacier and quake didst sculpt as one Where...