by Dave Butler | Oct 16, 2015 | Poetry
Oh my little yellow handbag My friend from years ago Just how much I miss you I guess you’ll never know You often travelled with me And saved me from despair Sometimes I was sad or lonely And so glad that you were there When I’d had one to many You used to...
by Ron Martin | May 10, 2015 | Poetry
A man walked into a saloon at eight o’clock one friday night Went up to the bar and ordered three pints of beer The landlord said “It’s unusual to order three pints of beer for yourself” The man replied “Two are for my brothers who are not here” When the landlord...
by Ron Martin | Feb 18, 2015 | Poetry
Three cats decided to swim the English Channel Setting off from Calais and hoping to land at Beachy Head But I have a sad story to tell you For I must report that all the cats ore now dead They had entered the water at Calais They were numbered one, two and three But...
by Richard Gildea | Dec 26, 2014 | Stories
Dateline: Weekend prior to Christmas 1971 Place: Royal Engineers Regiment – ‘Assaye Barracks’ Nienburg – West Germany I had occasion between “Rufty Tufty” assignments overseas, to rest my weary bones (upon my Army issue steel framed bed). This was one such time,...
by Don Holmes | Jul 17, 2014 | Poetry
Riding my snorting white charger (It’s a push-bike you silly old fool) I wave at excited admirers (Well, two kids on their way back to school) I scan the distant horizon (Admit it you need some new specs.) Looking for damsels to rescue (It’s you who is deep in...
