Yon Haggis

If you believe in Santa Claus in fairies or some other cause then let me tell of this wee beastie the haggis from the Glen O Feastie. He is a shy retiring chap in the sun he’ll lay and nap he roams the hills of Scotland’s glens he’s even seen on English fens. What...

The secret history of the Haggis

Many people are of the opinion that the small, elusive mammal, the humble Haggis is indigenous to Scotland and is found nowhere else in the world. Tacitus, the first century Roman historian and son in law of Agricola, the great Governor of Roman Britain, speaks of the...

Texas Love Poem.

Suzy Lee fell in love She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy ‘bout it all She told her pappy so. Pappy told her, ”Suzy Gal Youll have to find another, I’d just as soon yo mam don’t know, But Joe is your half brother”. So Suzy forgot about her Joe, and planned to...

Play Time

Remember back when you were young Fun and laughter filled your day Remember how it made you feel When you had time to play Well just because we’re all grown up We don’t have to give up playing Listen carefully, and I shall explain Exactly what I’m saying Don’t you...

Bless ‘em all

‘ere ‘oos that talkin in the ranks, shuddup yew ‘orrib1e man, doncher ‘no yer on p’rade, ‘n git that grin orf yer b1eedin pan, an stop that b1eedin twi’chin, yew got St. Vitis dance, dress forwerd the fird man thare, wake hup, yew...