Caretaker, caretaker, why are you here?
Caretaker, caretaker, have you no cheer?
Visitors, if you come, bring your own cleaner
And cook, rations and washer, and pad-locker;
Visitors, if you come, please do remember
The duties and the food for the caretaker.
Bring your own maps and binos for the Border
And sleeping bags for the overnight sleeper;
An adventurer be, if not the Border;
And, please, fail me not and bring your own weather.
Caretaker, caretaker, have you no beer?
Caretaker, caretaker, why are you here?