Ma might but Da won’t!
“Reconstituted tar!”
“Arse gravy!”
“Gearbox grease!”
“Ships’ bottom anti-fouling!”
Marmite, Marmite, my delight;
Frightfully black and sharp;
Laidback zinc, thickly salty,
Blackly-inky, sticky stink.
Da won’t but Ma – might…
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