by Tom Mcgreevy | Jan 19, 2010 | Poetry
‘ Charlie Mcinish ‘ a good friend of mine, Was buried today, beside a lone pine He worked in a Factory, making Polish all day Stirring the Vats, the old fashioned way Then last week he slipped, sank under the Varnish He didn’t last long, at least he...
by Don Holmes | Jan 10, 2010 | Poetry
I know in my last will dear I said my love had died I wouldn’t leave you anything Well my love I lied I’ve left the skunk and mongoose Please change them every day Be careful with the snakes dear They’re in the family way The horse will need it’s feet done The donkey...
by Simon Icke | Sep 15, 2009 | Poetry
One night I met a ghost. He was looking for a friendly host. I said,’ You are looking very thin, you had better come on in.’ ‘Would you like a piece of toast?’ He replied, ‘I’d rather have a Sunday roast’ So there we sat,...
by Finn | Sep 12, 2009 | Poetry
I came across your Goldfish ,Tom, whilst sailing in the bay, he hopped aboard and gave a smile, and words he had to say. He flicked his tail, gave a wink, and asked me if I’d got a drink I went below unlocked the fridge and found a beer for your friend Midge. So Midge...
by Ashley Roden | Sep 3, 2009 | Stories
Once upon a time in a plush pad in Neve-never-land there lived an auntie and two ugly birds called Priscilla and Anastasia. Living with them was an au pair called Cheze. Now it seems that one day the auntie, who looked like the back end of Ella Sphiz, (Ella Sphiz, by...
