“Spicy Chicken.”

SPICY CHICKEN CASSEROLE. Take 3 to 4 pieces of chicken large. +10 to 12 mushrooms. +1 large onion. 1 tin of Spicy tomato, Chinese style sauce. {Home Pride} 1 bottle of chilli & tomato sauce {Stir fry} {Sharwoods} 1 bottle of Sweet chilli sauce {Sharwoods} Soya...

The Great Irish Bank Robbery

Paddy O’Flynn and his sidekick called Dunne Decided to rob the bank with a gun But sorry to say their planning would fail And end with these buckos lounging in jail The day that they walked in through the bank door And told all the people to lay on the floor Was an...

Watch what you eat !

Global warming, icebergs melting, Icepacks break away. This story’s of an Eskimo, Who had a real bad Day. He woke up in his igloo, Adrift, and all at Sea. No food upon his iceflow, Can’t shop like you or me. Drifting down the Gulf-stream, The ice it soon...

Tea Tray Trauma

Sliding down the hillside On a tea tray made of tin Laughing at the others All making quite a din But then disaster struck me I hit a hidden stone I did a triple somersault That rattled every bone So now my mates were laughing As in a heap I lay I didn’t see the funny...

Happy Holidays

The Simpsons have gone off to Turkey-so what The Brownings are sailing to France in their yacht The Smiths and their family are flying to Spain And me and the missus go to Skeggy again The Simpsons all love their villa–a treat The Brownings found Calais just...