The Diet Day

Today I started on my diet To try to loose some fat, I ate now’t but peas and carrots But I soon got sick of that. I then started eating yoghurts To help my weight just drop away, But I’d eaten thirty-seven Before I saw an hour into the day. I tried just drinking...

It’s a Mans World

I am a man, I really am But I’m always getting into trouble, My wife she tells me what to do And I have to do it at the double. She tells me when it’s time to speak And when too listen in. She tells me, “no more alcohol” Then orders her self another gin! She tells me...

It Would Be You

If ever there were a love I would choose, I would choose the love I have for you. If ever a love I’d hate to loose, It would be the love I love for you. If ever to pick the prettiest flower, I would pick it just for you. If I were to live, just one more hour, I...

Looking Out’ The Window

Looking out’ the window Into the dead of night I see the stars far up above, The moon it shines so bright. The shadows in the garden And cats upon the prowl, The silence it is broken By the hooting of an owl. Looking out’ the window, As the morning starts to break,...

Mankind

Mankind: What a waste of natures might, Now Nature has to make things right. Soon this man, he shall depart, Taking with him his corrupted heart Nought but dust there shall remain, To make this man, Nature was insane. Mankind has killed the world he knew, In his...