Grumpy old man

Grumpy Old Man, no such thing He gave you his Love and a wedding ring Grumpy Old Man, he was like a Lad He was the one that you called Dad Grumpy Old Man, whose life you Share He’s like that because of Love and Care Grumpy Old Man, as he reads the news...

A question

A question asked can make you blue A question asked can make you rue The moment when you answered true Does this garment make me fat? Do you like my brand new hat? Do I look a proper Gnat? Does my hairdo give you a Buzz? Do my tresses look like fuzz? Did you like my...

Caterpillar

Little Green caterpillar not hard to miss Munching all day in his life of Bliss Cabbage and lettuce oh so crisp Even though he had a Lisp The Gardner said what is your name I think I see your little game My name is kwis, im getting Fat Ill eat & eat and that is...

VALENTINE CARD

Valentine Cards we’ve sent a few This one will tell you nothing new I love you dearest every day There’s really nothing else to say Except, you’re so special and dear to me As I know you’ll always be May our love stay strong and True May I never make you blue? Close...

KITCHEN

A smell from the kitchen is nothing new However this one it made you PHEW It crept in silent as the night In fact it gave us quite a fright Open windows to clear the air But the smell it stayed right there Move the furniture across the room Lift the carpet chase the...