Here I Sit…

Here I sit, broken hearted, Shortly after my game started, Up it popped and started wailing, “One of your hard disks is failing!!” Closed the game (took simply ages), Checked the logs, God there were pages. Warning real, Disk 2 going slow, getting ready to...

Another Day at the Zoo

We went to the zoo one bright Sunday morning, In the hope that we’d have some good weather, Now I have to say we had a lovely day, And my daughter is still a big blether!

Nobody Knows

Nobody knows if I wriggle my toes, When my foot is inside my welly, But everyone knows, where all the gas goes, That rumbles around in my belly.

Puddles

It’s late at night; I can’t find the light; And I’m desperate to go for a widdle, But I don’t need my mum, as I’ve rolled on my tum, And fallen asleep in the puddle.

Milk

If only I could reach the handle, To open the door so shiny bright, And get my paws on the cold white nectar, Then drink it all by the built in light. If only they could see how much, I’m tempted when they pour it out. I watch it falling in their coffee, Tumbling from...