by David Killelay | Jul 18, 2008 | Poetry
The toaster it is broken, it’s the one I liked the most Who would think that this would happen, when making cheese on toast? It’s so much more fun than baking bread To eat cheese on toast, before your bed Then the lights went out, the toaster bent With melted cheese...
by Tom Mcgreevy | Jul 1, 2008 | Poetry
The government had a plan To wipe us ashtrays out “ Let’s implement a Smoking Ban ” In Parliament they shout July the First, in one foul swoop I’m instantly redundant The tables now stand empty Where once we were abundant I miss the warmth of fag ends And...
by Tom Mcgreevy | Jun 27, 2008 | Poetry
Why was I born a wasp, What purpose do I serve ? All human’s try to kill me I’d say they’ve got some nerve What have I ever done to them, Why panic do I bring ? I’d never do them any harm Apart from the ‘ odd sting ‘ Men treat me like a ‘ Hoodie ‘ Protect their kids...
by Tom Mcgreevy | Jun 22, 2008 | Poetry
My car’s got a computer It tells me what to do ‘ Fasten up your seatbelt ‘ It starts its voice anew ‘ Let the clutch out now, Press it to the floor ‘ It must be claustrophobic So I open up the door ‘ The rear door it is open ‘ I cannot turn around So loosen off my...
by Dennis Shrubshall | Apr 18, 2008 | Poetry
I went out shopping Saturday To see what I could find ‘cos I’ve got a more than ample chest And an oversize behind I went in Marks & Spencer’s In Littlewoods as well It wasn’t going to be my lucky day As I could quickly tell I looked at Bra’s & Lingerie At...
