Young Driver

Little Alfie didn’t want to go very far So to get there quick, he took the car Seat pulled forward blocks on his feet He set off on his journey down the street He had only gone a few yards, no more When he stopped by the kerb and opened the door He had made an error...

Sam Small, of Monologue Fame

You’ve ‘ear of Sam Small, of Monologue fame Who wouldn’t pick up his musket, till Duke ‘ad came ‘E then went to battle, against Napoleon’s crew T’ show ‘em just what, a Yorkshire man could do It were twenty to one, on Napoleon’s side But Sam wasn’t bother, he soon...

Another cat

We have a new cat at our house She couldn’t even catch a mouse She doesn’t leap upon my knee She doesn’t scratch to find a flea She doesn’t eat meat and doesn’t eat fish She doesn’t lap milk out from her dish She doesn’t wander around in the flowers Nor does she sleep...

Who Lives?

Who lives in the house on the hill? Ragetty-Anne Mary That’s who lives in the house on the hill Ragetty-Anne Mary was hairy and scary! Even spiders were scared of Ragetty-Anne Mary One bright morning as the alarm rang shrill in the little house on the hill...

When I Grow Up

Six little kittens sat talking one day Of their big cat cousins far away And each little kitten took their turn And said; When I grow up I’m going to be…. A leopard And I’ll hunt so silently All by myself, solitary And I’ll drag my catch high in a tree Where no-one...