by Peter Bruffell | Feb 24, 2008 | Poetry
Snoring does not wake me It does not make me mad, It does not affect me in the least And it never makes ME sad. Snoring, does not disturb me When I am fast asleep, It does not get me out of bed All my comforts, I do keep. I cannot see what you’re upset about I sleep...
by Peter Bruffell | Feb 24, 2008 | Poetry
A Policeman patient was on the ward one day, To have his cartilage cut away. He was six feet tall, weighed sixteen stone, The kind of man when in trouble you’d phone. In bed seven, he did stay, He laughed and joked the day away. Christine and Justin had him in their...
by Unknown | Feb 18, 2008 | Poetry
Oh, whit a sleekit, horrible beastie, Lurks in yer stomach efter a feastie. As ye sit doon among yer kin, There starts tae stir an’ enormous wind. The neeps an’ tatties an’ mushy peas Stert workin’ like a gentle breeze. But soon the puddin’ wi’ the sonsie face Will...
by David Killelay | Feb 18, 2008 | Poetry
Little Green caterpillar not hard to miss Munching all day in his life of Bliss Cabbage and lettuce oh so crisp Even though he had a Lisp The Gardner said what is your name I think I see your little game My name is kwis, im getting Fat Ill eat & eat and that is...
by Jan Hedger | Feb 18, 2008 | Poetry
The letterbox clattered I flew out of bed Tripped over the cat And banged my head! Damn the 14th of Feb 2004 I curse under my breath Why can’t it just be Bloody Christmas instead! As I dash to the door Expecting a torrent of mail Of declared love and admiration I find...
